The title says it all. Guacamole = disaster. And I don't think it was the recipe's fault. It was all me. In case you're wondering why I'm talking about guacamole - see Attempt at Healthy Eating.
I "halved" the recipe (which by my standards doesn't mean I actually used measuring cups. Mistake No. 1.)
I had to look up the correct way to chop an avocado. (Don't laugh! I wanted to do it right.) I mashed the avocado, chopped the onion and tomato and added garlic powder and lime juice to the mix. Just like the recipe, except..... the exact amounts of each ingredient it called for.
The end result, albeit it looked good, tasted awful. Too much lime. Too oniony. SUPER gross.
This lime juice was no bueno.
Don't trust this guacamole.
I hope take two goes better for this newbie.